Thin people may live longer... but does that mean they get more fun? It’s for you to decide.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional
5 months in a nursing home at 50,000 per month.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 40,000 bucks. Haven’t lost a
pound. Apparently you have to show up.
You must have suspected it for quite a while. Now it’s official. Halloween is THE thing. Forget the ’funny movements’, go trick or treating.
An anonymous rader sent us this vital info - a yet unpublished list of revolutionary tips on your health, beauty and general wellbeing. Don’t you think twice but try them out.
1) Every blowjob you give adds one month to your life.
2) If you swallow, the protein ingested is equivalent to five porterhouse steaks - but contains only 150 calories. 3) A hand-job a day keeps arthritis away.4) Every ten minutes of love-making is equivalent to thirty minutes on the treadmill.
5) Doing it doggie-style will erase crow’s feet and wrinkles.
6) Intercourse prevents divorce.
7) Regular fucking releases Vitamin F, which increases the number of brain cells.
8) Sex eliminates headaches.
9) Obeying the Eleventh Commandment, "Thou shalt make thy man hard", triples your chances of getting into heaven.
10) Inviting an attractive female friend into bed with you and your lover earns you a diamond choker for your birthday.
From The Office Of The Men
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